Katarina The Great

When gorgeous skating Olympian Katarina Witt took her place on the Dancing On Ice judges panel this year, i quickly became mesmerised by her many fold attractions and attributes, quickly becoming an avid fan.

There is, of course, her expert status as a sporting world champion and gold medallist, her forthright views, good looks and sexy German accent but it was neither of these that bowled me over like a slavering hound when first i spied her.

She sat there so proud and upright in her dangerously plunging neckline that i was hers from the word go and as she later said herself: Autsch,didn´t think my outfits would make such big news.

Seldom have i been so completely transfixed by such a magnificent display of sumptuous cleavage as my eyes encountered that evening and never have i felt such crushing disappointment as when i read that she had suddenly vowed to henceforth restrain her beautifully buoyant bustiness.

She playfully tweeted before the Valentine's edition, Love,Love,Love is in the air on DOI tonight & I promise I won´t distract the romance with my outfit.

Katarina's cover up is almost a scandalous crime against nature itself and should be reversed without further delay. As it says in the Ten Commandments: If you've got it, flaunt it so i feel compelled to urge the wondrous Miss Witt to do the decent thing and once again show us all exactly what she's got as my very sanity may depend on it.